9 Days of Vacation, 9 Days of Hell

the beginning

so, it is saturday; im at the airport with my mom hoppin on a plane to go to my vacation due to reigonal holiday

and heres the thing, we were going to a CAMPING place with bungalows???? i dont even understand but yeah

we hop on the plane and before i even did, i saw a classmate there pretty awesome

and after a hour or smth we land to Dalaman where we will attend a Muttaş to Fethiye

an interesting surprize

after we took the bus, we arrived to Fethiye Bus Terminal Station where MY UNCLE was there

we went to Erasta and there was a surprise

MY UNCLE GOT ME JBL HEADPHONES my mom and uncle did some organizing

and i kept that on my head for the entire Erasta visit

THENNN we hopped on another bus to go to where we were gonna stay at. Lilith Pan Camping.

moving on..

after about an hour (i kept the headphones on my head still lmao) we arrived at the final bus stop where we had to walk a HUGE HUGE slope down to the enterance of our place

and uhh yeah we did

after that we went to our room its name was Füruğ lmao it sounds dumb af and i saw a mysterious package..

i tore it apart and saw.. A GOD DAMN TABLET WITH A PEN (casper branded) which is where i wrote the restrictions post

i thanked my uncle SO MUCH bc i wanted a tablet

anyway, we ate our food, checked in and finally slept on the first night..

the second day

i woke up, ate my breakfast and immediately jumped to doomscrolling theres not much interesting part in the day so lets jus go to the night time

at night, once we went to our room, WE SAW A FUCKING HAND SIZED SPIDER (that we shortly executed) that bitch climbed thru the AC unit

and i couldn’t handle my sanity anymore.. eventually i cried. BUUUUT dont worry i got it back

ANNNDDD we slept “peacefully”

an interesting part

from Sunday to Friday (wednesday excluded) we had these party stuff where adults drank and shit

and those parties were my GOLDEN STANDARD to hanging out at one specific spot until the middle of the night

BUUUT at like Monday we had this ping pong ball tournament where we had to land the ball into cups

i didnt join but i went CRAZY AF and met with 2 new dudes which we became friends after lmao

sorry, gettng back on track

the days were like: i woke up, ate breakfast, doomscroll until night, eat dinner, doomscroll again, sleep

and i sometimes played a lil ping pong, sometimes CHAOS billiards (something i made up) and sometimes UNO Flip. (which was the MOST amazing thing i ever had)

before going away..

at Thursday i had one of the MOST AWKWARD INTERACTIONS EVER SEEN

theres a woman who asked me to find a old iPhone charging cable (like the lightning one)

THENN she realized i was “smart” and a “special” kid and saw the uno on the table and got playing

we finished and yeah thats when the wooziness began

she took a fucking selfie with me for I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY she was a math teacher, of course.

and then she went away and i have never seen her in the final days. (WHY DID SHE EVEN DO THIS???)

at the final day, AT LEAST there was a little bit of hope bc i met 2 Bulgarian kids (Ronnie and Stefan) and we literally became friends after i watched them play ping pong 💀

we hung out a lot we spoke a lot, UNTIL our seperation. they had to go.

we said our first and final goodbyes and i went back to my mom. (which we got to sleep shortly after)

at the final day (the time this blog post was made) we woke up REALLY early, ate our breakfast, said our goodbyes to the camp and went to the bus stop

and after a god damn hour we arrived at the airport.

BUT we were ALMOST late for handing our luggage bc traffic (along with the Muttaş driver lying)

we still did

and after a hour of flying and 2 hours of riding on train we arrived at home using a taxi