RetroBloxxer - misc

RetroBloxxer - misc https://retrobloxxer.github.io hi ig Zola en Sun, 31 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000 9 Days of Vacation, 9 Days of Hell Sun, 31 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RetroBloxxer https://retrobloxxer.github.io/blog/9daysofhell/ https://retrobloxxer.github.io/blog/9daysofhell/ <h1 id="the-beginning"><a class="zola-anchor" href="#the-beginning" aria-label="Anchor link for: the-beginning"><i class="icon link" style="--icon: url('data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20role%3D%22img%22%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A//www.w3.org/2000/svg%22%20width%3D%2232%22%20height%3D%2232%22%20fill%3D%22currentColor%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20256%20256%22%3E%3Cpath%20d%3D%22M117.18%2C188.74a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C0%2C17l-5.12%2C5.12A58.26%2C58.26%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C70.6%2C228h0A58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C29.14%2C127.92L63.89%2C93.17a58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C98.56%2C28.11%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C1%2C1-23.37%2C5.44%2C34.65%2C34.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-58.22-16.58L46.11%2C144.89A34.62%2C34.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C70.57%2C204h0a34.41%2C34.41%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C24.49-10.14l5.11-5.12A12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C117.18%2C188.74ZM226.83%2C45.17a58.65%2C58.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.93%2C0l-5.11%2C5.11a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C17%2C17l5.12-5.12a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C1%2C1%2C49%2C49L175.1%2C145.86A34.39%2C34.39%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C150.61%2C156h0a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C0%2C1-33.69-26.72%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0-23.38%2C5.44A58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C150.56%2C180h.05a58.28%2C58.28%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C41.47-17.17l34.75-34.75a58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.91Z%22/%3E%3C/svg%3E');"></i></a> the beginning</h1> <p>so, it is saturday; im at the airport with my mom hoppin on a plane to go to my vacation <small>due to reigonal holiday</small></p> <p>and heres the thing, we were going to a CAMPING place with bungalows???? i dont even understand but yeah</p> <p>we hop on the plane and before i even did, i saw a classmate there <small>pretty awesome</small></p> <p>and after a hour or smth we land to Dalaman where we will attend a <abbr title="airport bus basically">Muttaş</abbr> to Fethiye</p> <h2 id="an-interesting-surprize"><a class="zola-anchor" href="#an-interesting-surprize" aria-label="Anchor link for: an-interesting-surprize"><i class="icon link" style="--icon: url('data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20role%3D%22img%22%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A//www.w3.org/2000/svg%22%20width%3D%2232%22%20height%3D%2232%22%20fill%3D%22currentColor%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20256%20256%22%3E%3Cpath%20d%3D%22M117.18%2C188.74a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C0%2C17l-5.12%2C5.12A58.26%2C58.26%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C70.6%2C228h0A58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C29.14%2C127.92L63.89%2C93.17a58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C98.56%2C28.11%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C1%2C1-23.37%2C5.44%2C34.65%2C34.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-58.22-16.58L46.11%2C144.89A34.62%2C34.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C70.57%2C204h0a34.41%2C34.41%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C24.49-10.14l5.11-5.12A12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C117.18%2C188.74ZM226.83%2C45.17a58.65%2C58.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.93%2C0l-5.11%2C5.11a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C17%2C17l5.12-5.12a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C1%2C1%2C49%2C49L175.1%2C145.86A34.39%2C34.39%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C150.61%2C156h0a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C0%2C1-33.69-26.72%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0-23.38%2C5.44A58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C150.56%2C180h.05a58.28%2C58.28%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C41.47-17.17l34.75-34.75a58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.91Z%22/%3E%3C/svg%3E');"></i></a> an interesting surprize</h2> <p>after we took the bus, we arrived to Fethiye Bus Terminal Station where MY UNCLE was there</p> <p>we went to <abbr title="pretty cool shopping center">Erasta</abbr> and there was a surprise</p> <p>MY UNCLE GOT ME JBL HEADPHONES <span class="spoiler">my mom and uncle did some organizing</span></p> <p>and i kept that on my head for the entire Erasta visit</p> <p>THENNN we hopped on another bus to go to where we were gonna stay at. Lilith Pan Camping.</p> <h1 id="moving-on"><a class="zola-anchor" href="#moving-on" aria-label="Anchor link for: moving-on"><i class="icon link" style="--icon: url('data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20role%3D%22img%22%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A//www.w3.org/2000/svg%22%20width%3D%2232%22%20height%3D%2232%22%20fill%3D%22currentColor%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20256%20256%22%3E%3Cpath%20d%3D%22M117.18%2C188.74a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C0%2C17l-5.12%2C5.12A58.26%2C58.26%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C70.6%2C228h0A58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C29.14%2C127.92L63.89%2C93.17a58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C98.56%2C28.11%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C1%2C1-23.37%2C5.44%2C34.65%2C34.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-58.22-16.58L46.11%2C144.89A34.62%2C34.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C70.57%2C204h0a34.41%2C34.41%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C24.49-10.14l5.11-5.12A12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C117.18%2C188.74ZM226.83%2C45.17a58.65%2C58.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.93%2C0l-5.11%2C5.11a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C17%2C17l5.12-5.12a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C1%2C1%2C49%2C49L175.1%2C145.86A34.39%2C34.39%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C150.61%2C156h0a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C0%2C1-33.69-26.72%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0-23.38%2C5.44A58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C150.56%2C180h.05a58.28%2C58.28%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C41.47-17.17l34.75-34.75a58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.91Z%22/%3E%3C/svg%3E');"></i></a> moving on..</h1> <p>after about an hour (i kept the headphones on my head still lmao) we arrived at the final bus stop where we had to walk a HUGE HUGE slope down to the enterance of our place</p> <p>and uhh yeah we did</p> <p>after that we went to our room <small>its name was Füruğ lmao it sounds dumb af</small> and i saw a mysterious package..</p> <p>i tore it apart and saw.. A GOD DAMN TABLET WITH A PEN (casper branded) <small>which is where i wrote the restrictions post</small></p> <p>i thanked my uncle SO MUCH bc i wanted a tablet</p> <p>anyway, we ate our food, checked in and finally slept on the first night..</p> <h1 id="the-second-day"><a class="zola-anchor" href="#the-second-day" aria-label="Anchor link for: the-second-day"><i class="icon link" style="--icon: url('data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20role%3D%22img%22%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A//www.w3.org/2000/svg%22%20width%3D%2232%22%20height%3D%2232%22%20fill%3D%22currentColor%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20256%20256%22%3E%3Cpath%20d%3D%22M117.18%2C188.74a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C0%2C17l-5.12%2C5.12A58.26%2C58.26%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C70.6%2C228h0A58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C29.14%2C127.92L63.89%2C93.17a58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C98.56%2C28.11%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C1%2C1-23.37%2C5.44%2C34.65%2C34.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-58.22-16.58L46.11%2C144.89A34.62%2C34.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C70.57%2C204h0a34.41%2C34.41%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C24.49-10.14l5.11-5.12A12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C117.18%2C188.74ZM226.83%2C45.17a58.65%2C58.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.93%2C0l-5.11%2C5.11a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C17%2C17l5.12-5.12a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C1%2C1%2C49%2C49L175.1%2C145.86A34.39%2C34.39%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C150.61%2C156h0a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C0%2C1-33.69-26.72%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0-23.38%2C5.44A58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C150.56%2C180h.05a58.28%2C58.28%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C41.47-17.17l34.75-34.75a58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.91Z%22/%3E%3C/svg%3E');"></i></a> the second day</h1> <p>i woke up, ate my breakfast and immediately jumped to doomscrolling <small>theres not much interesting part in the day so lets jus go to the night time</small></p> <p>at night, once we went to our room, WE SAW A FUCKING HAND SIZED SPIDER (that we shortly executed) <span class="spoiler">that bitch climbed thru the AC unit</span></p> <p>and i couldn’t handle my sanity anymore.. eventually i cried. BUUUUT dont worry i got it back</p> <p>ANNNDDD we slept “peacefully”</p> <h1 id="an-interesting-part"><a class="zola-anchor" href="#an-interesting-part" aria-label="Anchor link for: an-interesting-part"><i class="icon link" style="--icon: url('data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20role%3D%22img%22%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A//www.w3.org/2000/svg%22%20width%3D%2232%22%20height%3D%2232%22%20fill%3D%22currentColor%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20256%20256%22%3E%3Cpath%20d%3D%22M117.18%2C188.74a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C0%2C17l-5.12%2C5.12A58.26%2C58.26%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C70.6%2C228h0A58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C29.14%2C127.92L63.89%2C93.17a58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C98.56%2C28.11%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C1%2C1-23.37%2C5.44%2C34.65%2C34.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-58.22-16.58L46.11%2C144.89A34.62%2C34.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C70.57%2C204h0a34.41%2C34.41%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C24.49-10.14l5.11-5.12A12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C117.18%2C188.74ZM226.83%2C45.17a58.65%2C58.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.93%2C0l-5.11%2C5.11a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C17%2C17l5.12-5.12a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C1%2C1%2C49%2C49L175.1%2C145.86A34.39%2C34.39%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C150.61%2C156h0a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C0%2C1-33.69-26.72%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0-23.38%2C5.44A58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C150.56%2C180h.05a58.28%2C58.28%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C41.47-17.17l34.75-34.75a58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.91Z%22/%3E%3C/svg%3E');"></i></a> an interesting part</h1> <p>from Sunday to Friday (wednesday excluded) we had these party stuff where adults drank and shit</p> <p>and those parties were my GOLDEN STANDARD to hanging out at one specific spot until the middle of the night</p> <p>BUUUT at like Monday we had this ping pong ball tournament where we had to land the ball into cups</p> <p>i didnt join but i went CRAZY AF and met with 2 new dudes <small>which we became friends after lmao</small></p> <h1 id="sorry-gettng-back-on-track"><a class="zola-anchor" href="#sorry-gettng-back-on-track" aria-label="Anchor link for: sorry-gettng-back-on-track"><i class="icon link" style="--icon: url('data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20role%3D%22img%22%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A//www.w3.org/2000/svg%22%20width%3D%2232%22%20height%3D%2232%22%20fill%3D%22currentColor%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20256%20256%22%3E%3Cpath%20d%3D%22M117.18%2C188.74a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C0%2C17l-5.12%2C5.12A58.26%2C58.26%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C70.6%2C228h0A58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C29.14%2C127.92L63.89%2C93.17a58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C98.56%2C28.11%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C1%2C1-23.37%2C5.44%2C34.65%2C34.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-58.22-16.58L46.11%2C144.89A34.62%2C34.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C70.57%2C204h0a34.41%2C34.41%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C24.49-10.14l5.11-5.12A12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C117.18%2C188.74ZM226.83%2C45.17a58.65%2C58.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.93%2C0l-5.11%2C5.11a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C17%2C17l5.12-5.12a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C1%2C1%2C49%2C49L175.1%2C145.86A34.39%2C34.39%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C150.61%2C156h0a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C0%2C1-33.69-26.72%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0-23.38%2C5.44A58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C150.56%2C180h.05a58.28%2C58.28%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C41.47-17.17l34.75-34.75a58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.91Z%22/%3E%3C/svg%3E');"></i></a> sorry, gettng back on track</h1> <p>the days were like: i woke up, ate breakfast, doomscroll until night, eat dinner, doomscroll again, sleep</p> <p>and i sometimes played a lil ping pong, sometimes CHAOS billiards (something i made up) and sometimes UNO Flip. (which was the MOST amazing thing i ever had)</p> <h1 id="before-going-away"><a class="zola-anchor" href="#before-going-away" aria-label="Anchor link for: before-going-away"><i class="icon link" style="--icon: url('data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20role%3D%22img%22%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A//www.w3.org/2000/svg%22%20width%3D%2232%22%20height%3D%2232%22%20fill%3D%22currentColor%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20256%20256%22%3E%3Cpath%20d%3D%22M117.18%2C188.74a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C0%2C17l-5.12%2C5.12A58.26%2C58.26%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C70.6%2C228h0A58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C29.14%2C127.92L63.89%2C93.17a58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C98.56%2C28.11%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C1%2C1-23.37%2C5.44%2C34.65%2C34.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-58.22-16.58L46.11%2C144.89A34.62%2C34.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C70.57%2C204h0a34.41%2C34.41%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C24.49-10.14l5.11-5.12A12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C117.18%2C188.74ZM226.83%2C45.17a58.65%2C58.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.93%2C0l-5.11%2C5.11a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C17%2C17l5.12-5.12a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C1%2C1%2C49%2C49L175.1%2C145.86A34.39%2C34.39%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C150.61%2C156h0a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C0%2C1-33.69-26.72%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0-23.38%2C5.44A58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C150.56%2C180h.05a58.28%2C58.28%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C41.47-17.17l34.75-34.75a58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.91Z%22/%3E%3C/svg%3E');"></i></a> before going away..</h1> <p>at Thursday i had one of the MOST AWKWARD INTERACTIONS EVER SEEN</p> <p>theres a woman who asked me to find a old iPhone charging cable (like the lightning one)</p> <p>THENN she realized i was “smart” and a “special” kid and saw the uno on the table and got playing</p> <p>we finished and yeah thats when the wooziness began</p> <p>she took a fucking selfie with me for I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY <span class="spoiler">she was a math teacher, of course.</span></p> <p>and then she went away and i have never seen her in the final days. (WHY DID SHE EVEN DO THIS???)</p> <p>at the final day, AT LEAST there was a little bit of hope bc i met 2 Bulgarian kids (Ronnie and Stefan) and we literally became friends after i watched them play ping pong 💀</p> <p>we hung out a lot we spoke a lot, UNTIL our seperation. they had to go.</p> <p>we said our first and final goodbyes and i went back to my mom. (which we got to sleep shortly after)</p> <p>at the final day (the time this blog post was made) we woke up REALLY early, ate our breakfast, said our goodbyes to the camp and went to the bus stop</p> <p>and after a god damn hour we arrived at the airport.</p> <p>BUT we were ALMOST late for handing our luggage bc traffic (along with the Muttaş driver lying)</p> <p>we still did</p> <p>and after a hour of flying and 2 hours of riding on train we arrived at home using a taxi</p> Restrictions Tue, 26 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000 RetroBloxxer https://retrobloxxer.github.io/blog/restrict/ https://retrobloxxer.github.io/blog/restrict/ <blockquote class="markdown-alert-note"> <p>this post is inspired by <a class="external" rel="external" href="https://anins1der.com/blog/restrictions"><em>anins1der</em></a>,</p> </blockquote> <h1 id="prologue"><a class="zola-anchor" href="#prologue" aria-label="Anchor link for: prologue"><i class="icon link" style="--icon: url('data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20role%3D%22img%22%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A//www.w3.org/2000/svg%22%20width%3D%2232%22%20height%3D%2232%22%20fill%3D%22currentColor%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20256%20256%22%3E%3Cpath%20d%3D%22M117.18%2C188.74a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C0%2C17l-5.12%2C5.12A58.26%2C58.26%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C70.6%2C228h0A58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C29.14%2C127.92L63.89%2C93.17a58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C98.56%2C28.11%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C1%2C1-23.37%2C5.44%2C34.65%2C34.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-58.22-16.58L46.11%2C144.89A34.62%2C34.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C70.57%2C204h0a34.41%2C34.41%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C24.49-10.14l5.11-5.12A12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C117.18%2C188.74ZM226.83%2C45.17a58.65%2C58.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.93%2C0l-5.11%2C5.11a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C17%2C17l5.12-5.12a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C1%2C1%2C49%2C49L175.1%2C145.86A34.39%2C34.39%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C150.61%2C156h0a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C0%2C1-33.69-26.72%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0-23.38%2C5.44A58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C150.56%2C180h.05a58.28%2C58.28%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C41.47-17.17l34.75-34.75a58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.91Z%22/%3E%3C/svg%3E');"></i></a> prologue</h1> <p>welcome back to the “government loves acting ass” podcast where we discuss about the idiocracy of the turkish government</p> <p>anyway, during the time of our lives, a man appeared by the name of Recep Tayyip Erdoğan.</p> <p>this dude noticed what is happening and wanted to save children.</p> <p>and then, he brought…</p> <p>RESTRICTIONS. THE ONE THING EVERYONE FEARS.</p> <h1 id="social-media"><a class="zola-anchor" href="#social-media" aria-label="Anchor link for: social-media"><i class="icon link" style="--icon: url('data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20role%3D%22img%22%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A//www.w3.org/2000/svg%22%20width%3D%2232%22%20height%3D%2232%22%20fill%3D%22currentColor%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20256%20256%22%3E%3Cpath%20d%3D%22M117.18%2C188.74a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C0%2C17l-5.12%2C5.12A58.26%2C58.26%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C70.6%2C228h0A58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C29.14%2C127.92L63.89%2C93.17a58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C98.56%2C28.11%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C1%2C1-23.37%2C5.44%2C34.65%2C34.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-58.22-16.58L46.11%2C144.89A34.62%2C34.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C70.57%2C204h0a34.41%2C34.41%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C24.49-10.14l5.11-5.12A12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C117.18%2C188.74ZM226.83%2C45.17a58.65%2C58.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.93%2C0l-5.11%2C5.11a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C17%2C17l5.12-5.12a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C1%2C1%2C49%2C49L175.1%2C145.86A34.39%2C34.39%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C150.61%2C156h0a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C0%2C1-33.69-26.72%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0-23.38%2C5.44A58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C150.56%2C180h.05a58.28%2C58.28%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C41.47-17.17l34.75-34.75a58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.91Z%22/%3E%3C/svg%3E');"></i></a> social media</h1> <p>yep, i already wrote a doc about this but whatever</p> <p>social media is getting banned. why? BECAUSE OF FUCKING POWER INTOX- AHEMAHEM cHiLd SaFeTy of course</p> <p>yeah, child safety. amazing. fuckin amazing. (sarcasm induced)</p> <p>it’s child safety WHEN IN FACT, YOU COULD’VE GET THE KIDS STARTING THE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS ARRESTED USING DISCORD (the kids doing this told that they were gonna do this on discord)</p> <h2 id="age-checks"><a class="zola-anchor" href="#age-checks" aria-label="Anchor link for: age-checks"><i class="icon link" style="--icon: url('data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20role%3D%22img%22%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A//www.w3.org/2000/svg%22%20width%3D%2232%22%20height%3D%2232%22%20fill%3D%22currentColor%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20256%20256%22%3E%3Cpath%20d%3D%22M117.18%2C188.74a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C0%2C17l-5.12%2C5.12A58.26%2C58.26%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C70.6%2C228h0A58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C29.14%2C127.92L63.89%2C93.17a58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C98.56%2C28.11%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C1%2C1-23.37%2C5.44%2C34.65%2C34.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-58.22-16.58L46.11%2C144.89A34.62%2C34.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C70.57%2C204h0a34.41%2C34.41%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C24.49-10.14l5.11-5.12A12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C117.18%2C188.74ZM226.83%2C45.17a58.65%2C58.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.93%2C0l-5.11%2C5.11a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C17%2C17l5.12-5.12a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C1%2C1%2C49%2C49L175.1%2C145.86A34.39%2C34.39%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C150.61%2C156h0a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C0%2C1-33.69-26.72%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0-23.38%2C5.44A58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C150.56%2C180h.05a58.28%2C58.28%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C41.47-17.17l34.75-34.75a58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.91Z%22/%3E%3C/svg%3E');"></i></a> age checks</h2> <p>parents love it, the government loves it, everyone loves it, it’s a “security” implementation.</p> <p>it’s the shitass tech that detects your age using AI (WHY?!) with the help of ur personal data (looking at you Roblox.)</p> <p>why even personal data? no fuckin idea</p> <h3 id="does-it-even-work"><a class="zola-anchor" href="#does-it-even-work" aria-label="Anchor link for: does-it-even-work"><i class="icon link" style="--icon: url('data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20role%3D%22img%22%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A//www.w3.org/2000/svg%22%20width%3D%2232%22%20height%3D%2232%22%20fill%3D%22currentColor%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20256%20256%22%3E%3Cpath%20d%3D%22M117.18%2C188.74a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C0%2C17l-5.12%2C5.12A58.26%2C58.26%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C70.6%2C228h0A58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C29.14%2C127.92L63.89%2C93.17a58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C98.56%2C28.11%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C1%2C1-23.37%2C5.44%2C34.65%2C34.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-58.22-16.58L46.11%2C144.89A34.62%2C34.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C70.57%2C204h0a34.41%2C34.41%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C24.49-10.14l5.11-5.12A12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C117.18%2C188.74ZM226.83%2C45.17a58.65%2C58.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.93%2C0l-5.11%2C5.11a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C17%2C17l5.12-5.12a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C1%2C1%2C49%2C49L175.1%2C145.86A34.39%2C34.39%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C150.61%2C156h0a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C0%2C1-33.69-26.72%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0-23.38%2C5.44A58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C150.56%2C180h.05a58.28%2C58.28%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C41.47-17.17l34.75-34.75a58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.91Z%22/%3E%3C/svg%3E');"></i></a> does it even work?</h3> <p>no, it doesn’t even think before it acts.</p> <p>example: you are 21 and the AI flags u as 9</p> <p>it’s useless as bullshit</p> <h1 id="games"><a class="zola-anchor" href="#games" aria-label="Anchor link for: games"><i class="icon link" style="--icon: url('data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20role%3D%22img%22%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A//www.w3.org/2000/svg%22%20width%3D%2232%22%20height%3D%2232%22%20fill%3D%22currentColor%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20256%20256%22%3E%3Cpath%20d%3D%22M117.18%2C188.74a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C0%2C17l-5.12%2C5.12A58.26%2C58.26%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C70.6%2C228h0A58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C29.14%2C127.92L63.89%2C93.17a58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C98.56%2C28.11%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C1%2C1-23.37%2C5.44%2C34.65%2C34.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-58.22-16.58L46.11%2C144.89A34.62%2C34.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C70.57%2C204h0a34.41%2C34.41%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C24.49-10.14l5.11-5.12A12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C117.18%2C188.74ZM226.83%2C45.17a58.65%2C58.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.93%2C0l-5.11%2C5.11a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C17%2C17l5.12-5.12a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C1%2C1%2C49%2C49L175.1%2C145.86A34.39%2C34.39%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C150.61%2C156h0a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C0%2C1-33.69-26.72%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0-23.38%2C5.44A58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C150.56%2C180h.05a58.28%2C58.28%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C41.47-17.17l34.75-34.75a58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.91Z%22/%3E%3C/svg%3E');"></i></a> games</h1> <p>we literally <abbr title="the act of being different than everyone else; for example, you go left on a road but everyone goes right">LEFTED</abbr> all of the world bc “we need a representative for games passing 100k concurrent players”</p> <p>well is there any consequences? yeah, a FUCKING million turkish lira fine ORRRR <abbr title="lowering the internet speed to something using DNS or IP">bandwidth narrowing</abbr> which is ABSOLUTELY OVERKILL</p> <h1 id="vpns"><a class="zola-anchor" href="#vpns" aria-label="Anchor link for: vpns"><i class="icon link" style="--icon: url('data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20role%3D%22img%22%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A//www.w3.org/2000/svg%22%20width%3D%2232%22%20height%3D%2232%22%20fill%3D%22currentColor%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20256%20256%22%3E%3Cpath%20d%3D%22M117.18%2C188.74a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C0%2C17l-5.12%2C5.12A58.26%2C58.26%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C70.6%2C228h0A58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C29.14%2C127.92L63.89%2C93.17a58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C98.56%2C28.11%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C1%2C1-23.37%2C5.44%2C34.65%2C34.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-58.22-16.58L46.11%2C144.89A34.62%2C34.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C70.57%2C204h0a34.41%2C34.41%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C24.49-10.14l5.11-5.12A12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C117.18%2C188.74ZM226.83%2C45.17a58.65%2C58.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.93%2C0l-5.11%2C5.11a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C17%2C17l5.12-5.12a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C1%2C1%2C49%2C49L175.1%2C145.86A34.39%2C34.39%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C150.61%2C156h0a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C0%2C1-33.69-26.72%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0-23.38%2C5.44A58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C150.56%2C180h.05a58.28%2C58.28%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C41.47-17.17l34.75-34.75a58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.91Z%22/%3E%3C/svg%3E');"></i></a> VPNs</h1> <p>remember though, we still had hope. we used to use VPNs to bypass bans and bandwidth narrowing (bc bandwidth narrowing is a DNS or IP restriction)</p> <p>but will it even be possible anymore?</p> <p>we generally just pulled off a fucking Russia and banned VPNs if they don’t have a license (WHAT LICENSE??)</p> <h1 id="the-problem"><a class="zola-anchor" href="#the-problem" aria-label="Anchor link for: the-problem"><i class="icon link" style="--icon: url('data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20role%3D%22img%22%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A//www.w3.org/2000/svg%22%20width%3D%2232%22%20height%3D%2232%22%20fill%3D%22currentColor%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20256%20256%22%3E%3Cpath%20d%3D%22M117.18%2C188.74a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C0%2C17l-5.12%2C5.12A58.26%2C58.26%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C70.6%2C228h0A58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C29.14%2C127.92L63.89%2C93.17a58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C98.56%2C28.11%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C1%2C1-23.37%2C5.44%2C34.65%2C34.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-58.22-16.58L46.11%2C144.89A34.62%2C34.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C70.57%2C204h0a34.41%2C34.41%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C24.49-10.14l5.11-5.12A12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C117.18%2C188.74ZM226.83%2C45.17a58.65%2C58.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.93%2C0l-5.11%2C5.11a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C17%2C17l5.12-5.12a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C1%2C1%2C49%2C49L175.1%2C145.86A34.39%2C34.39%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C150.61%2C156h0a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C0%2C1-33.69-26.72%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0-23.38%2C5.44A58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C150.56%2C180h.05a58.28%2C58.28%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C41.47-17.17l34.75-34.75a58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.91Z%22/%3E%3C/svg%3E');"></i></a> the problem?</h1> <p>the government is scared for us having free internet because freedom = unallocated infoe</p> <p>and what happens when we lose our freedom? information can be obtained (for some fuckin reason)</p> <p>and controlled internet means kids go in labor (studying)</p> <p>WHICH MEANS WE HAVE TO WORK MORE</p> <h1 id="epilogue"><a class="zola-anchor" href="#epilogue" aria-label="Anchor link for: epilogue"><i class="icon link" style="--icon: url('data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20role%3D%22img%22%20xmlns%3D%22http%3A//www.w3.org/2000/svg%22%20width%3D%2232%22%20height%3D%2232%22%20fill%3D%22currentColor%22%20viewBox%3D%220%200%20256%20256%22%3E%3Cpath%20d%3D%22M117.18%2C188.74a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C0%2C17l-5.12%2C5.12A58.26%2C58.26%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C70.6%2C228h0A58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C29.14%2C127.92L63.89%2C93.17a58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C98.56%2C28.11%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C1%2C1-23.37%2C5.44%2C34.65%2C34.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-58.22-16.58L46.11%2C144.89A34.62%2C34.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C70.57%2C204h0a34.41%2C34.41%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C24.49-10.14l5.11-5.12A12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C117.18%2C188.74ZM226.83%2C45.17a58.65%2C58.65%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.93%2C0l-5.11%2C5.11a12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C17%2C17l5.12-5.12a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C1%2C1%2C49%2C49L175.1%2C145.86A34.39%2C34.39%2C0%2C0%2C1%2C150.61%2C156h0a34.63%2C34.63%2C0%2C0%2C1-33.69-26.72%2C12%2C12%2C0%2C0%2C0-23.38%2C5.44A58.64%2C58.64%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C150.56%2C180h.05a58.28%2C58.28%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C41.47-17.17l34.75-34.75a58.62%2C58.62%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C0-82.91Z%22/%3E%3C/svg%3E');"></i></a> epilogue</h1> <p>the government loves blocking what we have bc the government is a fuckin pile of bullshit</p> <p>and the media uses <abbr title="this shit">ts</abbr> as a marketing tactic to make parents worry abt their kids when in fact 90% the problem is the kid’s psychology</p> <p>well, guess this sucks (and i hope i don’t find myself in Silivri Prison bc Erdoğan)</p> <p><small>and i hope the government remembers what it is</small></p>